It's true. And now I feel like a new man.....or boy, whatever. I was going through my boxers the other day, yes I wear boxers, and I pulled out a pair that was unraveling at the seems. Okay, I thought, it's probably time to throw these out. I reached into the drawer to grab a different pair and pulled out some with a huge tear in the crotch. hmm.....time to get some new underware.
And I did. And I love them. 8 shiny new pairs!
It's the simple things in life that can make your day. These are making my week.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
I'm attracted to a woman.
Believe it or not.
I went to a bar with a few friends lastnight. And, as I sit down I'm greeted by a very beautiful young man with a mohawk who introduces himself as the bartender. I order my drink and proceed to enjoy it while turning to my friend and commenting on the good looks of our bartender. My friend agrees by saying, "yes, she's very pretty isn't she?" She. What? There is no WAY that is a woman. Yes, my friend assures me he just gets the vibe. A third friend joins us and sides with me....convinced that it's a man....willing to bet money on it. Eventually, we get around to talking to our pretty bartender and find out that "he" is from New Zealand and that "he's" really into the queer culture scene and the "his" name is Isabelle. Okay....Isabelle....it could just be a gay thing but there's three of us there, two boys and a girl, and our new friend is not flirting with any of us...we can't even get a clue. Then "he" finally admits to being transgender and taking hormones for the past 3 years.....although "he" won't tell us which way. But, I mean come on, if you're taking hormones for three years and you sound like a man and you're trying to become a woman then your drugs suck. SHE'S A GIRL!!!! AHHHHH!!! I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL!! Well, not really, but I definitely found her very attractive.....as a man. And to my credit, she looked really great....the drugs are working wonders....I mean you really cannot tell unless you're my friend Mike Bunting....who could. So....
I went to a bar with a few friends lastnight. And, as I sit down I'm greeted by a very beautiful young man with a mohawk who introduces himself as the bartender. I order my drink and proceed to enjoy it while turning to my friend and commenting on the good looks of our bartender. My friend agrees by saying, "yes, she's very pretty isn't she?" She. What? There is no WAY that is a woman. Yes, my friend assures me he just gets the vibe. A third friend joins us and sides with me....convinced that it's a man....willing to bet money on it. Eventually, we get around to talking to our pretty bartender and find out that "he" is from New Zealand and that "he's" really into the queer culture scene and the "his" name is Isabelle. Okay....Isabelle....it could just be a gay thing but there's three of us there, two boys and a girl, and our new friend is not flirting with any of us...we can't even get a clue. Then "he" finally admits to being transgender and taking hormones for the past 3 years.....although "he" won't tell us which way. But, I mean come on, if you're taking hormones for three years and you sound like a man and you're trying to become a woman then your drugs suck. SHE'S A GIRL!!!! AHHHHH!!! I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL!! Well, not really, but I definitely found her very attractive.....as a man. And to my credit, she looked really great....the drugs are working wonders....I mean you really cannot tell unless you're my friend Mike Bunting....who could. So....
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