Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Look a little closer: The NYC Subway Map.


Have you ever really taken a serious look at the NYC subway map? If you have, what do you notice about it?

I'll tell you what I see. A big penis!

That's not because I'm gay...it's because it honestly looks like a penis. I've thought this for years and I'm finally coming out with it.

Next time your on the subwary, or looking over a subway map period, noticing the following:

The island of manhattan hangs down and comes to a mushroomed point, much like the tip of a penis. To the left of Manhattan the burroughs of Brooklyn and Queens. They form a big rounded bulge like a ball sack. Above is the bronx and so forth forming the lower stomach. Looking at the NYC subway map is like looking at the profile of a mans genitals.

Coincidence? You decide.

Capital of the world? You decide.

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