Friday, November 24, 2006

Humphrey and the violent appetite.

My cat Humphrey had to stay home alone for the holiday, so I had a friend come over and feed him what would equal three meals at once for him until I returned the next day. Of course, being the crazy fatty that he is, he ate it all in one sitting and then started freaking out later that night around 10pm I would imagine. So, what do I find when I get home? Humphrey has opened the cabinet door under the sink where his food is kept, dragged the bag to the middle of the kitchen floor and chewed his way through the plastic to a heaping meal of unlimited reduced carb cat food for FAT ASS cats. Nuts!

I'm not feeding him tonight.....I can only imagine how many meals he has stored up in his fat rolls.



GOD, I fucking LOVE him.

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