A glass of Bloombergs finest!

I'm constantly asking people what kind of water they would prefer...."sparkling, tap or flat?" It's part of my job. I've done it a million times by this point, and I am constantly met with the response of, "we'll just take some of Bloombergs finest! HAR HAR HAR" or "I'll just have a glass of Bloomberg water." Funny. Real funny. I'm so over this joke. I die a little inside everytime I hear it....which is often. So, needless to say, I'm almost dead.

Now, what's going to happen when Bloomberg is not in office anymore? I mean, obviously people are just going to to tack on whatever new mayor's in office to the New York City water supply. But, what if the new mayor's name is something like Mayor Poop? Do you see the dilemma here? "I'll just have a glass of Poops finest." "Oh, I'll just have a glass of Poop water." "Poop water...you got any Poop water....I just love Poop water." Poop water, Poop water, Poop water! Mayor Poop.

God, I wish our next mayors name was Poop. That would be amazing.

Also, what if once Mayor Poop (or whoever) is in office, someone accidentally asks me for a glass of Bloombergs finest? Boy, will that be awkward. I'll have to say we're only serving Poop water now. Or maybe they won't be a fan of Mayor Poop so they'll expect me to go in search of a glass of Bloombergs finest.

Is Mayor Bloomberg going to have to start bottling his own brand of water after his term is up?

This is the place I'm in right now.

And this is how I feel when people tell me they want a glass of Bloomberg water.



I'm voting for Mayor Poop in the next election. He better run!